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roachpatrol: doctrspaceman: phoenixaskani: If this woman was alive today, she’d have my vote. Shit. SERIOUSLY THO someone raise this woman from the dead so i can vote for her
MOE SHIT
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hecallsmepineappleprincess: Barbie spitting relevant shit Shots of truth fired
hecallsmepineappleprincess: Barbie spitting relevant shit
aiffe: oolongearlgrey: tabletorgy: hm. ʘ‿ʘ tips against envy for other artists? you are your own artist nobody can do the shit that you do you have no competition. art isn’t a competition don’t compare yourself to anyone else. don’t strive
drunkbae: see-the-dark-in-her-eyes: tigg00bitties: dynastylnoire: tuejjlaz: intoxicated-ambivalence: downfalls: Holy shit holy shit Holy shit. tears Relevant. shit i’m crying now shit
bone-kun: I’ve been waiting for Blades of Glory to be relevant for so long. It was worth it, kids. Worth it.
kyleehenke: Callout culture is fucking gross I do think some people are truly dangerous and need to be warned about, but there are also many tumblr users getting called out for shit they’ve grown past/don’t do anymore/can’t be PROVEN, and there
meficrow: >random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don’t know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows
lire-linconnu: Relevent to my life
unprintable: How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up
thecoletrainbaby: hey i just met you and this is crazy but i see your text post and holy shit i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS
sobersexting: follower count literally doesn’t impress me at all you could have 100,000 but if I see you regularly being mean to people, especially your followers, you can’t convince me you’re not a piece of shit and i don’t want you anywhere
sometimes i forget some of my favorite bloggers follow me and then i see and then i get all happy because i’m an annoying piece of shit and they’re still here
thejaegerbasement: i really need the motivation eren jaeger has because holy fucking shit
thcure: Dont give me that girls are fuckin weak shit!!! u know whats fuckin weak getting a boner after makin out for 0.5 seconds u fuckers
mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
cheese3d: DO YOU EVER JUST WANT TO DRAW SOMETHING SO MAJESTICALLY BEAUTIFUL WITH AMAZING DETAILS AND FANTASTIC COLORING but then you remember u shit at art
mothergothell: recoveringheroinaddict: People who understand you have a busy life and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿) People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
striderdirk: striderdirk: striderdirk: striderdirk: when you try to talk to people but they just keep talking over you Seriously I literally just made this post SHIT THIS IS MY POST OH MY GOD IM A MORON THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED
tinselrimming: Dear parents when you say shit like “oh my god he’s alive” when I come out of my room I can guarantee that 100% of the time I will go straight back into my room
faggitvekubby: imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
jaclcfrost: give me any nickname you want. like for real. a shortened form of my actual name. something completely unrelated to my actual name. shit call me the name of one of my favorite characters. anything. any nickname. i will love it and love you
Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who's suicidal or depressed.
alexxross: I’m not a fan of this whole sleeping alone shit.
bearded-glory: christmascrayonwillow: candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just
mishasminions: I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE “YOU LITTLE SHIT” IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL
boundunbound: clauderabbit: myawfulpersonality: Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops Shit Truth
rapmonsters: its so fucking DUMB how guys have so many preferences and dislikes about girls clothing like fuck yall 97% of boys literally wear the ugliest shit ever looking like walking cucumbers where are the articles on your dumb fuck khaki shorts
sher: If I ever call you ‘a little shit’ it means I love you.
glna: i talk a lot of shit for someone who’s scared to make a phone call tbh
danisnotafaggot: gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
ironicdavestrider: It’s sleepover Friday send me asks: anons TMI’s tell me about your crush/tumblr crush sexuality/gender shit confessions reverse TMI’s tell me why you followed me assumptions tell me something you like/dislike about
pink-vulva: once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
jaclcfrost: it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may
seedy: friends talking shit about something u like
WARNING: LITTLE SHIT ALERT!
alzix: I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird
ifwemetupatmidnight: every time I find a youtube video with comments disabled I wonder what kind of shit went down
nehoynehoy14: remember when you used to be real secretive about reading smutty fanfiction and making sure you were the only one in the room and now you read that shit at the dinner table like it’s nothing
jowji: if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle
avantgauche: caseyanthonyofficial: Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
white-fang-adam: Ask my muse about their past. Ask my muse about their future. Ask my muse about their relationship with other muses. Ask my muse about their relationship with the mun. Ask my muse about their likes and dislikes. ASK MY MUSE ABOUT SHIT.
lucillesballs: overhearing people talking about something u like hearing that they talkin shit
blue-eyed-hanji: inseparablemind: WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS jack shit, thats what
sealkitty: when you’re talking to someone and they talk shit about your favourite character
fivem0nths: I’d like to do cute shit with you. But also fuck the living fuck out of you.
hotsenator: Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored
yungterra: sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker
kyoufuu: When everyone wants a good time When shit gets personal
carlos-gadbois: kwamejaw: James Baldwin still relevant today…….. Read some of his books, that shit is still relevant today.
cassie-qq: lesleylycan: dylibird: bitterassfandom: Shit I was right about but I was told I was wrong. life as an intj I knew there was a reason I like 100% of your posts, @lesleylycan
letsjustkindofhappen: and to the left we see the one direction fandom losing their shit
lovelynobody00: psa to people reblogging from artists: we see yer tags on our art we enjoy what the tags bring we also see the shit u speak just remember that
